Chinese Internet Celebrity Liu Jishou Rates Male Netizens

by Rensi on Sunday, June 2, 201340comments

Meet Chinese internet celebrity 留几手 Liu Jishou, who rose to fame on China’s leading microblogging platform Sina Weibo starting from late 2012 for giving acerbic “reviews/ratings” of netizens who voluntarily direct his attention to photos of themselves, often explicitly begging him to make fun of them.

His username literally means “to hold back a few tricks”, adapted from 留一手 Liu Yishou, literally “to hold back a trick”, which is his username on Chinese social networkDouban, where the self-introduction on his profile page reads:

Cunt.
Stupid Cunt.
A stupid cunt who is welcomed wherever he goes.
Brother [referring to himself] is a mature man.
But my looks appear young.
My body is well-proportioned, giving people the feeling that I’m a homosexual.
I am Douban‘s one and only high-end figure/personality.
Wearing 5-yuan neckties, a head full of hair gel, I walk through wind and rain every day.
Pet phrase: Make just a little progress every day.
Brother is very easy to get along with, is an extremely crazy idealist.
If you don’t get along well with me, then it must be due to the way you look.
If you have nothing to do, don’t come disgust [bother] me!

At time of translation, Liu Jishou had nearly 5 million followers on the popular Sina Weibo social network. Below are some of the “reviews/ratings” that Liu Jishou has given male netizens. The next translation will feature some of the reviews he’s given female netizens.

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